Thursday, April 21, 2005

PM Address

So, PM Paul Martin is to address the nation today for 12 minutes. I wonder if his address in both official languages will say the same thing??

It is a crisis for the country! The Liberal Party is behind in the polls, Parliament is locked in meaningless bickering about past wrong-doings by a a small group from the previous Federal administration, and dogs and cats are sleeping together!!!
Its the END OF THE WORLD!!! The HORSEMEN COMETH!!!!
Give me a break....

Martin is rolling the dice to convince Canadians that:
a. No-one wants an election now.
b. "So a few million dollars might have been stolen...."
c. There is no Liberal hidden agenda.
d. If the government falls, all the good that the Liberals have accomplished with be for nought.
e. Martin suffers from the Sgt. Schultz Syndrome

I predict a roll of SNAKE-EYES!